Confessions of a Cereal Mother
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In this narrative you'll discover several mind,saving rules, which include:
, Don't throw your pregnancy test away before the full three minutes is up.
, Unless there is a rush on the grocery store pending a zombie,virus outbreak, never take your kids shopping.
, If your toddler is going to chew on a Band,Aid, hope it's one found inside the community swimming pools chlorinated pool and not one found in their locker room.
, Never throw up in a cookie sheet.
Things can always get worse. You could discover your child playing with a used tampon applicator. It's not a whistle, sweetie. And most importantly, the moment one of your children is seriously ill, forget about everything else. You have the greatest honor in the world ,, being a Mom.
, Don't throw your pregnancy test away before the full three minutes is up.
, Unless there is a rush on the grocery store pending a zombie,virus outbreak, never take your kids shopping.
, If your toddler is going to chew on a Band,Aid, hope it's one found inside the community swimming pools chlorinated pool and not one found in their locker room.
, Never throw up in a cookie sheet.
Things can always get worse. You could discover your child playing with a used tampon applicator. It's not a whistle, sweetie. And most importantly, the moment one of your children is seriously ill, forget about everything else. You have the greatest honor in the world ,, being a Mom.
